Today is cinco de mayo. Cesar, take off that sombrero and go shake that maraca somewhere else. What number piñata are you on today? 15th? 16th?

Today is the day that the mexicans stopped the French from taking over or something like that. I am not sure what outcome woulda been worse. If the French took over, then Mexico woulda been filled with French freaks tryin' to cross the border. Although, if the French took over, then we'd probably have a lot more Mexicans in our country. So it is probably good that the mexicans were able to keep their dirty homes...well most of them anyway, **** it Cesar!

One can only hope for a Seis de Mayo...the day where the Americans deport all their illegal immigrants back to Mexico.

lmao, aaron that was clutchhh!!



btw, i wish everyday could be a seis de mayo....(to the tune of the this land is our land song)

THIS LAND IS OUR LAND, NO IT'S NOT YOUR LAND, YOUR LAND STINKS LIKE COW SH*T, SO GO DRINK SOME DIRTY WATER SPIC!


okay oaky so my song doesn't match the tune...but the message is still true you borrito rolling peso!

whos drinkin corona's with me today...

ur dirty father after my grandpa lets him go home after a long day of shining his shoes